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    Lightbulb Constipated?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Night Nurse View Post
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    Michele I fail to follow your logic...wouldn't a cork be a cheaper alternative?


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    When patients are constipated (manual evacuation of faeces is done only in extreme cases) the examination of the rectum or insertion of a glycerol capsule can instigate a bowel movement. On this same basis a butt plug can be helpful (I speak from experience hehe).

    Norm you'd need an extra long cork lol
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    not sure you could get Mike Rowe of the TV show "Dirty Jobs" to help with the
    manual evacuation of feces is done only in extreme case
    s , although he may like to help you out with the personal butt plug stuff... off screen......
    Last edited by wubders; 04-16-2011 at 10:59 AM.

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    Need to Vomit?


    read this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by kazza1985 View Post
    Reading between the lines Kazza I have deduced the following.

    Your Mother bought a butt plug (whatever that is), when she stuck it up her arse (presumably this was a voluntary act) and it made all her shit come out (nice). Not satisfied with this level of depravity she thought to take it one step further and post her escapades on the internet (passed off as some sort of medical advice).

    I understand your Mother "cares" for elderly people in her community who may well suffer from such ailments as constipation... dont try to imagine how she deals with these poor souls, as it would be pure speculation on your part.
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    Wow. Just...wow :/

    I'm with JC....vomit
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    Ok, I'll bite...is there really such a thing as a butt plug?

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