Women Think of Everything!!
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each
other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the
night. The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the
grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced magic, because of the many
strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the
fact that he was feared. ---To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when
he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to
the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may
indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of
your life?'
The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside
down.'
And you know men won't ask for directions...
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