Why I'm Divorced....
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>>>>>> Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on
>>>>>> that morning.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be
>>>>>> pleasant and say,
>>>>>> 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone '
>>>>>> Happy Birthday.'
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids....
>>>>>> they will
>>>>>> remember.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a
>>>>>> word.
>>>>>> So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat
>>>>>> despondent.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> As I walked into my office, my handsome boss Rick, said, 'Good
>>>>>> morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little
>>>>>> better that at least someone had remembered.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said,
>>>>>> 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your
>>>>>> birthday,
>>>>>> what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all
>>>>>> day. Let's go!'
>>>>>>
>>>>>> We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He
>>>>>> chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two
>>>>>> martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know, It's such a
>>>>>> beautiful day...we don't need to go straight back to the
>>>>>> office, do
>>>>>> we?'
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.'
>>>>>>
>>>>>> After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, 'If
>>>>>> you don't
>>>>>> mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.
>>>>>> I'll be
>>>>>> right back.'
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 'Ok.' I nervously replied.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he
>>>>>> came out
>>>>>> carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband, my kids,
>>>>>> and
>>>>>> dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And I just sat there....
>>>>>>
>>>>>> on the couch....
>>>>>>
>>>>>> naked.
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