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    Unstoppable Virus

    I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.
    It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1960.

    []Symptoms:

    1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.

    2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail!

    []3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.

    4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.

    5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.

    6. Causes you to hit 'SEND' before you've finished.

    []7. Causes you to hit 'DELETE' instead of 'SEND.'


    8. Causes you to hit 'SEND' when you should 'DELETE.'

    []IT IS CALLED THE 'C-NILE VIRUS.'



    Hmmm....Have I already sent this to you?




    Sad but apparently true

    The Global Facts ...

    At Any Given Moment:

    79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now.

    58,000,000 are kissing.

    37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.and

    1 lonely bugger is reading this in luvinpoker.


    You hang in there Old timer.

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    79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now.

    58,000,000 are kissing.

    37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.and

    1 lonely bugger is reading this in luvinpoker.

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