The toughest of them all............
Three cowboys, Tom, Ben and Rick, were seated around a campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie and with the prairie and pride as their backdrop.
Tom, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose from the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled him to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."
Ben, from Idaho , couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off his head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. I didn't even get a belly ache."
Old Snake River Rick remained silent and thoughtful, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker..........
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