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Bring it!!!!
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs???
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Christopher Reeve after a fire.
A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,
"Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."
The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."
Three guys go to see a witch doctor about their problems.
One has a smoking problem, one is an alcholic and one is gay but wants to change.
The docter puts a curse on them that if any of them indulge their habits again they will die.
Two days later the alcholic dies because he gave in and had to drink.
The next day the gay guy and the smoker are walking down the street together. The smoker sees a cigarette lying and the ground and stops to stare at ir.
The gay guy looked at him and said "if you bend over and pick that up we are both fucked"
I saw a one legged Man with no arms at the ATM today.
He asked me to check his balance, so I pushed
the fucker over.
Those are great!
A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot. The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the tower. "Help! Help!"
The tower came back and asked, "What's the problem?"
The blind guy yelled, "Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!"
The tower comes back and asked, "How do you know you're upside down?"
"Because the shit is running down my back!"
How do yo get a nun pregnant.
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dress her as an alterboy
]Given the Americans history of so-called 'friendly fire' and their weird ways of spelling things how come they didnt shoot Obama by mistake?
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Apparently, Bin Laden had a 25 million dollar price tag on his head.
What kind of ridiculous, designer turban was he wearing?
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Aaaaaah, so THIS is the location.. Well bugger me!
15 dudes drag an aborigine out of McDonalds and punch the absolute shit out of him.. A bystander who was asked "Why didn't you help?" replied.. "Well there was 15 of them.. I thought that was enough"
President Obama has a new slogan "Yes we did"
I dunno why all the troops in Al-Qaeda are so pissed off with the USA, they should be happy. They all got an instant promotion
CANADA , USA IN TROUBLE!
This morning, in from Pakistan, Taliban, Moham Omar, warned the U.S. and Canada, if military action against Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's and Canada 's supply of convenience store managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Visa, Bell and Rogers customer service reps.
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