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Taking Applications for a Gynecologist Assistant Job

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    Taking Applications for a Gynecologist Assistant Job

    A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he
    went in and asked the clerk for details.

    The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist.
    You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam
    and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is $65,000,
    and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."

    "Good grief; is that where the job is?"

    "No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now."

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    what ! no ones gonna apply for this job ????? lol....thnx for the commenst guys !

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    don't be surprised if a lady gets the job, no man could hold himself back for more than a day....some youngish hot milf with a nice tan from Fl would come in...

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