A man went to church one day and afterward
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>>he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell
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>>you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'
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>>The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use
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>>profanity.'
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>>The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five
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>>thousand dollars in the offering plate!'
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>>The preacher said, 'No shit?'
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