SUNDAY CLOTHES
A little boy was walking down a dirt road
after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met
a little girl coming from the other direction.
'Hi,' replied the little girl.
'Where are you going?' asked the little boy.
'I've been to church this morning and I'm on
my way home,' answered the little girl.
'I'm also on my way home from church. Which
church do you go to?' asked the little boy.
'I go to the Catholic church back down the
road,' replied the little girl. 'What about you? '
'I go to the Lutheran church back at the top
of the hill,' replied the little boy.
They discover that they are both going the
same way so they decided that they'd walk together.
They came to a low spot in the road where
spring rains had partially flooded the road, so there was no way that they
could get across to the other side without getting wet.
'If I get my new Sunday dress wet, my Mom's
going to skin me alive,' said the little girl.
'My Mom'll tan my hide, too, if I get my new
Sunday suit wet,' replied the little boy.
'I'll tell you what I think I'll do,' said
the little girl. 'I'm gonna pull off all my clothes and hold them over my
head and wade across.'
'That's a good idea,'replied the little boy.
'I'm going to do the same thing with my suit.'
So they both undressed and waded across to
the other side without getting their clothes wet. They were standing there
in the sun waiting to drip dry before putting their clothes back on, when
the little boy finally remarked:
'You know, I never realized before just how
much difference there really is between a
CATHOLIC and a LUTHERAN!!!'
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