this man went to the local porn shop.
he walked up to the counter,he asked for some condoms,
the woman behind the counter asked what size he required,
the man had no idea,she said well we have a fence out back with 3 holes.numbered 1,2,3 could you please go out and find out your size.then return stating which numbered hole suited ,
well the man went out side,as he was reaching the fence,the woman slipped out the back door ,and waited behind the fence,
the man tried the first hole ,and then the second, as it slid in the second hole the woman stood directly behind,after a few minutes the man walked
back in the shop.the woman made her way back behind the counter,
she asked what number hole suited ,he said 2,
she replied well these are the size condoms you will need ,
he replied forget them ,how much for the fence.