A tale that should have been read to all girls when they were Little:
Once upon a time ~~~~~~~~In a land far away, ~~~~~~~~A beautiful, independent,
Self-assured princess~~~~~~~~
Happened upon a frog as she sat
Contemplating ecological issues
On the shores of an unpolluted pond
In a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
And said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however, And I will turn back Into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~And then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~And set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~
With my mother, ~~~~~~~~Where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~Clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~And forever feel Grateful and happy doing so.
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That night, ~~~~~~~~As the princess dined sumptuously ~~~~~~~~On lightly sautéed frog legs ~~~~~~~~Seasoned in a white wine ~~~~~~~And onion cream sauce, ~~~~~~~~She chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't fuckin' think so!
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