Men's Helpline

[kansasgirl21]

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Letter to a men's helpline...

Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or, do I need to replace the whole bracket?........

[waggie]

LOL

[giveupleasur]

rofl

[cellist]

Too funny!

[RoadBob]

You should be able to weld that without any problem. Just make sure the ground clamp is close to the weld so you don't damage the engine. You might want to take the bracket off the boat so the heat doesn't damge the boat. Also thoroughly examine the rest of the mounting bracket to make sure there are no other cracks.

Feel free to write back with any other problems of a similar nature.

[kansasgirl21]

lol Bob,now I know how to fix it

[Delta50]

lol