My husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied.
'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE !'
And they say blondes are dumb.....
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world....'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you....'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. 'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: WHy do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
A: Rename the email folder "Instruction Manuals"
tee hee hee
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Men rule indeed but then again I think women also 
(kick azz!) and seriously 
!!!!! (rock!)
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