1. Men are not mind readers
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or changing of the tides, let it be!
1. Shopping is not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail!
1. Ask for what you want! Lets us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work, just say it!
1.Yes and no are perfectly good answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it, that's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts 17 months is a problem.... see a doctor!!
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments are null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the victoria's secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. DON'T ask us!
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one way makes you said or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, NOT both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself!.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
more to come later! ENJOY!
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