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This is a discussion on Lowe's Building Supply within the Funny Bone forums, part of the Fun And Games category; Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide. The ...

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    Lowe's Building Supply

    Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts
    around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.

    The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm
    looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I
    was going".

    The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking
    for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

    The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What
    does your wife look like?"

    The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde
    hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs , and she's wearing tight
    white shorts, a halter top and no bra..What does your wife look like?"

    The old timer says... "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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