Little Johnny got kicked out of class today! The teacher asked him, "If I gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Joanne, £5 to Jane and £5 to Katie, what would you have?"
Apparently, "Three blowjobs and enough left for a kebab," was the wrong answer
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Little Johnny got kicked out of class today! The teacher asked him, "If I gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Joanne, £5 to Jane and £5 to Katie, what would you have?"
Apparently, "Three blowjobs and enough left for a kebab," was the wrong answer
The local school came on a school trip today to my farm for a tour and to see the in and out of a farmers life.
As we reached the hut for my cows a little kid shouted "look at that big fat cow there wanking off the other cow".
I said "that's my wife son, milking and if you offend my cows again you get off my **** farm".
lol...gotta love johnny
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