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    Letter from Camp

    Dear Mom and Dad,

    Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents just in case you saw
    the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents
    and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned
    because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it
    happened.

    Oh yes, please call Adam's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't
    write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and
    rescue Jeeps. It was great. We never would have found Adam in the dark
    if it hadn't been for the lightning.

    Scoutmaster Ted got mad at Adam for going on a hike alone without
    telling anyone. Adam said he did tell him, but it was during the fire
    so he probably didn't hear him.


    Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas will blow up?
    The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did and also some of
    our clothes. Matthew is going to look weird until his hair grows back.

    We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Ted gets the bus fixed. It
    wasn't his fault about the crash. The brakes worked okay when we left.
    Scoutmaster Ted said that, with a bus that old, you have to expect
    something to break down, which is probably why he can't get insurance.

    We think it's a super bus. Ted doesn't care if we get it dirty, and,
    if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the bumpers. It does get
    pretty hot with 45 people in a bus made for 24. He even let us take
    turns riding in the trailer until the policeman stopped and talked to
    us.

    Scoutmaster Ted is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In
    fact, he is teaching Horace how to drive on the mountain roads where
    there aren't any police. All we ever see up there are those huge
    logging trucks.

    This morning, all of us guys were diving off the rocks and swimming
    out to the rapids. Scoutmaster Ted wouldn't let me because I can't
    swim, and Adam was afraid he would sink because of his cast (we used
    concrete since we didn't have any plaster). Instead, he let us take
    the canoe out. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under
    the water from the flood.

    Scoutmaster Ted isn't crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn't even
    get mad about us losing the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of
    time working on the bus so we are trying not to cause him any trouble.

    Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Andrew
    dived into the lake and cut his arm, we even got to practice how a
    tourniquet works.

    Stevie and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Ted said it was probably what
    he called a tummy-touch from the left-over chicken we stored on the
    bus. He said they got sick that same way with chicken they ate once in
    prison. I'm so glad he got out and became our scoutmaster, because he
    said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was
    doing his time. I can't wait for us to start working on our bicycles
    now because he says he has a registered pedal-file.

    I have to go now. We are going to town to post our letters and buy
    some more beer and ammo. So don't worry about a thing. We are all fine
    and, anyway, tonight is my turn to sleep in Scoutmaster Ted's tent.

    Love you,

    Bobby

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    all I could think about when reading this was that song from yrs back,,"Hello Mudder,Hello Fadder "...anyone remember it ???? lol
    ty all for comments & glad you enjoyed a laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by kansasgirl21 View Post
    all I could think about when reading this was that song from yrs back,,"Hello Mudder,Hello Fadder "...anyone remember it ???? lol
    ty all for comments & glad you enjoyed a laugh
    Camp Granada

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