In todays' USA, quotes from a wide arrange of novelists, essayists, and humorists:
Woody Allan--- Sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
John Updike---Sex is like money, only too much is enough.
Camille Paglia--- Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
Fran Lebowitz--- Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't, are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you
boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a lesbian.
Nora Ephron---In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
Steve Martin---Don't have sex, man, it leads to kissing and pretty soon you'll have to start talking to them.
Dave Barry--- People don't think of writers as sex objects. the women who write to me and suggest that we ought to have sex usually turns out to be, like, eighty. And their letters always end with " just joking"
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