Justin time for Maxi

[billynomates]

Sorry they're not that good

So the new Justin Bieber movie is rated a 12.

That's gonna be embarrassing, not getting into your own film
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Apparently Justin Bieber hit a 12 year old kid.

That's the closest he'll ever get to hitting puberty.
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What's worse than finding a Justin Bieber CD in your son's bedroom?

Finding a box of tissues next to it.
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1994 was the worst year in music. Kurt Cobain died and Justin Bieber was born.
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Baby, baby, baby ooh!
Mother: *walks in* Are you listening to Justin Bieber?
Daughter: No, I'm watching porn.
Mother: Oh thank goodness.
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A man walks into a library and says, "Do you have a book about Justin Bieber?"

The librarian says, "Will you bring it back?"

"Of course," replies the man.

"In that case," says the librarian, "you're not borrowing it."

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If a guy with a Justin Bieber tour shirt is walking towards the jukebox with a $20 in his hand, hitting him with a bar stool is TOTALLY self defense.
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I was caught wanking to a picture in my daughter's room, it was terrible.

Why did no one tell me Justin Bieber was a guy?
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Justin Bieber recently said in an interview that "only people in love should have sex". Thank you Justin for pointing out that children don't understand anything about sex.
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Justin Bieber isn't actually called Justin, all his previous boyfriends nicknamed him that for some small reason

[billynomates]

The six men locked away in steel tubes for a year and a half to simulate a mission to Mars have emerged from isolation.

After hearing the music of Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black, they have now agreed to do a mission to Pluto.
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My friend told me that if you play Justin Bieber songs backwards you can hear the devil.

Even worse, if you play them forwards you can hear Justin Bieber.
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DAILY MAIL: Justin Bieber crashes Ferrari in L.A.

Fischer-Price make Ferraris?
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Famous people are always getting into loads of shit.
Lindsey Lohan went to jail,
Charlie Sheen got high on camera,
Chris brown abused his girlfriend
and Justin Bieber stayed up way past 8:30

Disclaimer- I bwouldn't recognise him if I saw him- I don't like or dislike him-was just asked to post some jokes- OK they're not funny but best I could find!

[DDT]

don't know 3rd on 1st post was funny....and WRONG... all at the same time....

[DDT]

#5 was too

[billynomates]

My girlfriend just got back from a work trip and the first thing she did was check the browsing history on my laptop. I'd forgotten to delete it and, after a tirade of her shouting insults like "You fucking disgust me" and "I always knew you liked that sickening shit," she ended our relationship and left.
Still, at least I've got my Justin Bieber tickets.

[Delta50]

who the fcuk is he,i've never ever heard of him ,

[billynomates]

If Justin Beiber and gary glitter were drowning and you could only save one,

would you go to lunch or play poker?
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Anybody hear the most recent news?

"Justin Bieber broke his leg standing on a chair trying to reach puberty"