User Tag List

Results 1 to 9 of 9

Job At The FBI.

This is a discussion on Job At The FBI. within the Funny Bone forums, part of the Fun And Games category; Job at the FBI The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews And testing ...

  1. #1
    ely's Avatar
    ely
    ely is offline Sexy Evil Genius Sitcom Blocks Champion, Fusion Lite Champion, Mad Virus Champion, Pyramid Solitaire: Ancient Egypt Champion
    I hate bugs.
     
    Busy
     
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Okanagan Valley, B.C.
    Country:
    Canada
    Posts
    3,317
    Chips
    1,816
    Stars
    3,660
    Blog Entries
    5

    Job At The FBI.

    Job at the FBI

    The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

    After all the background checks, interviews
    And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
    Two men and a woman.

    For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
    The men to a large metal door and handed
    Him a gun.

    'We must know that you will follow your
    Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

    Inside the room you will find your wife sitting
    In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

    The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
    Never shoot my wife.'

    The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
    For this job. Take your wife and go home.'

    The second man was given the same instructions.
    He took the gun and went into the room. All was
    Quiet for a bout 5 minutes.

    The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,
    But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't
    Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
    Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
    Gun and went into the room.
    Shots were heard, one
    After another. They heard screaming, crashing,
    Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
    Quiet.
    The door opened slowly and there stood the
    Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

    'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to
    Beat him to death with the chair.'

    MORAL:

    Women are crazy. Don't mess with them

  2. #2
    Niccivan's Avatar
    Niccivan is online now Potty Mouth Mod
    Today is a good day..... must. think. happy. thoughts.
     
    Angelic
     
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Gender
    Female
    Location
    Niceville, FL
    Posts
    14,826
    Chips
    13,908
    Stars
    14,173
    Blog Entries
    10
    "For Those That Have Fought For It, Freedom Has A Meaning The Protected Will Never Know"

  3. #3
    WinJStar's Avatar
    WinJStar is offline Owner
    Mom says if I can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
     
    Busy
     
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Gender
    Female
    Location
    Las Vegas, Nevada
    Country:
    United States
    Posts
    22,764
    Chips
    17,551
    Stars
    21,999
    Blog Entries
    12
    Items ChampagneGimlet
    Go Team SWS*! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook!

    Awards Showcase


  4. #4
    trauma's Avatar
    trauma is offline Senior Member
    Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich
     
    Amused
     
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Gender
    Female
    Location
    Las Vegas, Nevada, United States, 108081209214649, Las Vegas, Nevada
    Country:
    United States
    Posts
    4,011
    Chips
    3,124
    Stars
    1,192
    Blog Entries
    3
    Items Champagne

  5. #5
    cellist's Avatar
    cellist is offline Senior Member
    This user has no status.
     
    ----
     
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Posts
    30,802
    Chips
    29,434
    Stars
    5,017
    Yikes!

  6. #6
    billynomates's Avatar
    billynomates is online now Senior Member Tiles Egyptian Champion, Wild Trivia Slots Champion, The Weakest Link Champion, Carrot Sweeper Champion, Aces Up Solitaire Champion
    This user has no status.
     
    ----
     
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Cardiff Wales
    Posts
    11,259
    Chips
    8,846
    Stars
    12,580
    Blog Entries
    2
    lmao

  7. #7
    billybob's Avatar
    billybob is offline Senior Member
    This user has no status.
     
    ----
     
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    In the south!!!
    Posts
    4,486
    Chips
    3,207
    Stars
    4,634
    Lmao that could have been my ex wife !!

  8. #8
    motherfunky's Avatar
    motherfunky is offline Controversy Starter
    Sulking
     
    Question
     
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Posts
    2,938
    Chips
    2,670
    Stars
    3,059
    Blog Entries
    4
    Did she get the job?
    Why did Obama cross the road?... Because he made a campaign promise not to.

  9. #9
    all4pearljam's Avatar
    all4pearljam is offline Senior Member
    This user has no status.
     
    Relaxed
     
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Gender
    Male
    Location
    Maryland
    Country:
    United States
    Posts
    1,222
    Chips
    1,536
    Stars
    1,190
    Blog Entries
    1
    Me pwning the table at a Satellite in Vegas (2006)

    Awards Showcase


Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •