How to Stop Gossip at Church

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Mildred, The church gossip, and self-appointed Monitor
of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other
people's business. Several members did not approve of her
extra curricular activities, but feared her enough
to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank,
a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw
his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar
one afternoon.

She emphatically told Frank (and several others)
That every one seeing it there
"WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING!"
Frank, a man of few words, stared at her
for a moment and just turned and walked away.
He didn't explain, defend, or deny.
He said nothing.

Later that evening, Frank quietly parked
his pickup in front of Mildred's house,
walked home, and left it there ...
All night!!!
(You gotta love ol Frank!)

[billynomates]

lol