The Hind Lick Maneuver
Two Texans were having lunch at their favorite
restaurant when they noticed
a young woman at the next table having trouble
breathing.
One of the Texans got up, walked over to her table,
took her face in his big
Texan hands and said, "Kin ya swaller?" She shook
her head 'no.' "Kin ya
breathe?" Again she shakes her head 'no.'
The Texan grabs her around the waist with one of his
big Texan hands, turns
her over, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her panties
and licks her right on
the bottom! Of course the young woman was so shocked
that she coughed
causing the food to dislodge. The big Texan pulls
up her panties, pulls
down her skirt, turns her right side up, tips his
hat and returns to his seat.
His companion is sitting there stunned. "I have
never seen anything like
that in my whole life!" he says to his heroic
friend. The hero replies,
"Yeah, I tell ya, that Hind Lick maneuver works
every time!"
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