How to get to Heaven from Ireland : A true story
> from an Irish Sunday School Teacher.....
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> I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school
> class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
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> I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a
> big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into
> heaven? '
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> ' NO! ' the children answered.
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> If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden,
> and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
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> Again, the answer was ' NO! '
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>By now I was starting to smile. ' Well, then, if I
> was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my
> husband, would that get me into heaven?
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> Again, they all answered ' NO! '
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> I was just bursting with pride for them.
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> I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven? '
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> A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN
> ' DEAD....".....
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