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    High-Tech Bar

    A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
    noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and
    asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

    The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."

    The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
    had ever had.

    The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

    The man answered "oh, about 164."

    The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
    'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs',
    etc.......

    The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
    different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked
    and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."

    Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"

    This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started
    discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the
    Dodgers to do this weekend.

    The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
    stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??

    This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".

    The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,



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    I heard it with the punch line being "Did you get your deer yet?".

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    I guess you could change the punch line to anyting you want because I got the same joke yesterday with a different punch line!!!!

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