A golfer slices his ball into a yard next to the golf course.
As he went to get it, a man in the yard said: "Don't you see the sign?
It says, "private property - stay out!"
The golfer said: "I'm sorry I didn't see it. That's my ball there,
may I have it?"
The man said: "It's in my yard and so it's my ball now."
The golfer looked at the man and said: "I understand."
He then walked back to the golf cart got a golf ball, walked back
and threw it into the yard.
The man said: "What's that for?"
The golfer replied: "I consider myself a gentleman
and I believe every prick should have two balls."
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