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    A few to make you think....

    Two birds are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "Do you smell fish?"



    Two fish are sitting in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns and I'll drive."



    Two elderly ladies are sitting on a park bench talking when along comes a flasher and flashes them. One of the ladies had a stroke, but the other couldn't reach...


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    A baby seal walks into a club.......

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    A baby seal walks into a club.......


    Even my vegetarian, animal-loving, PETA-enthusiast daughter laughed at that one. lol
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