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    'Does my arse look big?

    A woman walks out the bathroom naked and stands in front of the mirror. “Do my tits look too small?” she askes her husband.

    Her husband doesn’t answer.

    “What can I do to make my tits bigger?” she asks her husband while staring at her reflection.

    “Why don’t you get some toilet paper and gently rub it up and down in the cleavage between your tits.” he suggests with a smirk on his face.

    There is silence for a moment as she thinks about this, then she asks “Why, what will that do?”

    “Well, you’ve been doing it for years to your arse and look how big that’s grown.”

    He got out of ICU after 3 weeks, and given time he will learn to walk again.

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