doctor i feel like a pair of curtains.
well pull your self together
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doctor i feel like a pair of curtains.
well pull your self together
A girl visits her doctor and tells him she has terrible discharge.
'Ok, take your knickers off and lets check it out' he says.
She drops her knickers and he has a feel around. He says 'how does that feel?'
She says 'Ruddy wonderful but the discharge is from my ear'.
A Jelly Baby walks into a doctor's with liquorice on the end of his dick.
The doctors asks, "What the hell have you been doing?"
The Jelly Baby replies, "Fucking allsorts!"
I went to the doctor's the other day and he said, "I can't find a cause for your illness though, quite frankly, I think it's the drinking."
"Okay," I said, "I'll come back when you're sober."
lmao
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