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Charley the Wal-Mart Greeter

This is a discussion on Charley the Wal-Mart Greeter within the Funny Bone forums, part of the Fun And Games category; Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was ...

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    Talking Charley the Wal-Mart Greeter

    Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company.

    One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a fantastic job, but your being late so often is bothersome. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"

    "They said, 'Good morning, General. Coffee this morning, sir?'"
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