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This is a discussion on Airport Screening Stats within the Funny Bone forums, part of the Fun And Games category; Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security Terrorist Plots Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias ...

  1. 01-11-2011, 04:29 PM #1
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    Airport Screening Stats

    Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

    Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
    Transvestites 133
    Hernias 1,485
    Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
    Enlarged Prostates 8,249
    Breast Implants 59,350
    Natural Blondes 3
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    Kinda tough to know on a clean-shaven woman.

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    You mean to tell me there are REALLY natural blondes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by skyguy2007 View Post
    You mean to tell me there are REALLY natural blondes?
    they are elusive... but like bigfoot, they are out there!
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