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    40th Anniversary Wish

    A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding
    anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

    Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For
    being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for
    all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

    The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling
    husband

    The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II
    appeared in her hands.

    The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
    opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is
    to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

    The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
    So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

    The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies
    are female.....


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