Diary of an Online Donk

**Harsea21** · 07-03-2007, 08:36 AM

The question was for MF ...

He said, he decided to abandoned it ...

Can't wait to see the ante-christ system in action tho

**bigkiwifook** · 07-03-2007, 10:53 PM

I'm getting close to abandoning it myself - not much light at the end of the tunnel! Bastard $2 Sng's!

**Lacie** · 07-03-2007, 11:05 PM

I'm pretty much there, too..
lol I'm going to give it the rest of the week and if not, I'll have a "vacation" and play in all the $5 and $10 SNG's I want and reload Sunday for a fresh start.
I think I just need to get it out of my system. I'm tilting like something serious and those $5 sngs are calling my name.

**motherfunky** · 07-04-2007, 10:20 AM

3rd July

After my initial success yesterday I cant resist hitting the baize again, I play a variety of low stake turbo games with all the luck at all.

Shit hands include an AK flush that gets busted buy flopped quads, also my King Kong going down to two equally skilled donks who upon seeing me raise all in after an ordinary flop both call, it transpires they both have the same hand A4o and they couldnt resist calling all in with a low pair of 4's. Despite there being no str8 draw and their number of outs vastly reduced they both river me with a now predictable ace @^$(!NG &#£ts!!

Obviously thats got me steaming so I sit in a ring game!!! Luckily I manage to contain my fury and only lose about 12 sheets

so with the exception of a win in an $11 heads up its not been a good session.

I also have the dubious pleasure of sitting in on a sng with our ver own spacebay, who attempts to out donk me with some success

although the best i can do is 4th just missing the bubble. $176.15

4th July

Despite what Harsea suggests I havent abandoned the Jesus system completely ive simply fine tuned it to suit me.

Today I start the session with a beer and a $5 sng... then a $6 this is shit I just cant win! I have another beer and play a $22 game.. nuffin. So I up the stakes and sit down to a $50 heads up with a donk ive identified from using sharkscope.com. This guy really sucks, he's worse than me by miles.... but he's all over me like a fucking rash!!!! undeterered i track him down for a re-match luckily this time I out donk him.

I dont much like my BR being down so I rack my brain for inspiration remembering the bluffman approach I sit in on two $33 sngs, this should save some time me thinks.

Before you can say "ill have another beer" im out of one of the games ^%£&^%% However I compose myself and after some seriously bad poker I walk away with a win + $127 phew.

I go on to win a heads up $5 and a $5 sng ending this retarded session with an incredible $233.40

**Harsea21** · 07-04-2007, 10:28 AM

wtg ...

(didn't suggest anything tho ... you wrote it lol)

**motherfunky** · 07-09-2007, 08:29 PM

10 July

Well its been a few days since ive updated this retarded diary, to be honest ive been too busy donking.

In the last few days I came across nina, not literally but on FT. She kicked my ass but i think she pick up a few tips she finnished 4th in a $5 sng. Nice 1 nina.

I tried to learn razz on thursday. It went very well on the play money table but when i played for proper cyber money it went all pear shaped.

Fast forward hours of donking.. my bankroll started off at $320 today, to be honest i was going to cash out and give the money to a good cause, such was my disgust at the filthy cards ive been getting but it just seemed to be held in a queue so I canceled the cash out, and returned to the tables.

After failing to impress in tonights short handed LP game I was steaming, so naturally i challenged lulu to a $200 heads up. I dont think he took me seriously. Determined to spunk away my ill gotten gains I cracked open another beer and signed up to a $110 turbo.

These guys were bigger donks than me, and despite my best efforts i bubble in first place. My barley based bankrole management system now sees my wad stand at a rather impressive $676.45.

To add to the good news ive earned myself 667 FT points at this rate it wont be many months before I can treat myself to an official set of FT playing cards! whoopee fucking doooo