Diary of an Online Donk

[motherfunky]

About 5 deposits ago I swore id never play at FT again, and ive made the same promise every week since.

But this really is my last deposit Im gonna try and use the "Jesus advice" Jen posted to turn $50 into $10000... fuck the freeroles!

This is gonna be my bible:

* I'll never buy into a cash game or a Sit & Go with more than 5 percent of my total bankroll (there is an exception for the lowest limits: I'm allowed to buy into any game with a buy-in of $2.50 or less).
* I won't buy into a multi-table tournament for more than 2 percent of my total bankroll and I'm allowed to buy into any multi-table tournament that costs $1.
* If at any time during a No-Limit or Pot-Limit cash-game session the money on the table represents more than 10 percent of my total bankroll, I must leave the game when the blinds reach me.
* If I have more than 2 beers... 3 beers I will not enter any new games that day, unless ive had ten beers in which case the above rules do not apply.

I will post my results here so people may wonder at my discipine or not whatever the case may be. Hopefully posting here will help me take these nano games seriously.

I started today and my bankrole has grown from $50 to $59.90, a whopping 20% gain on the day.

[Lacie]

I'll be waiting with bated breath. =D

[bluffmanxx]

20% in one day is awesome. do that every day for a month and you will have over 11K.

on the other hand, at $9.90 per day it will take considerably longer.

good luck and stay away from itchgirl and her "several" quads in a single MTT

[Ark_Angel_1]

Just when I thought all the good reading material was gone you publish your biography...........The Losings of a Sap!!!

lmao

[ColdCase]

About 5 deposits ago I swore id never play at FT again, and ive made the same promise every week since.

But this really is my last deposit Im gonna try and use the "Jesus advice" Jen posted to turn $50 into $10000... fuck the freeroles!

This is gonna be my bible:



I will post my results here so people may wonder at my discipine or not whatever the case may be. Hopefully posting here will help me take these nano games seriously.

I started today and my bankrole has grown from $50 to $59.90, a whopping 20% gain on the day.

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[motherfunky]

27 June 2007

Thanks for you support people, AA, Lacie, et al

This is a bit spooky doug, I had the exact same idea to project forward my probable bankrole

After six months and all things being equal it should stand at $12,881,213,692,451,932 enough to sort out the US national debt!

If I had to have a conjoined twin.... bluffman you would certainly be on my list of candidates/victims

Not such good news today however, ive played 2 games finnished 6th and 3rd respectively, but my bankrole still stands at an impressive $59

ahhh cock... this is never gonna work

[Lacie]

27 June 2007

ahhh cock... this is never gonna work

lmfao!!!!!

[motherfunky]

28 June 2007

As you can imagine after my amazing start im looking forward to today and i'm naturally optemistic my new billionaire status will soon be realised.

I get into the swing of things with a few $2 games. Its incredible but after the ease of my initial gains it seems like now im playing pros, I just cant win a fukin hand!!

The poker gods have deserted me its only day two and im gonna tilt any minute.

I decide to bend the 2% rule and sign up for a $10 heads up game. I lose

Theres only one answer.... a $20 game

Luckily i win the $20 heads up so im about back to where I started the day, Ive just had a brain wave and realise if i can bend the rules a bit I can bend them alot.

I sign up to a $50 heads up, but promise myself I will never risk any more than 100% of my bankrole in any one game.

Luckily I win the $50 game.

I round the day off with a torturess $2 PL game and end up with a much improved bankrole of $104.45

[Harsea21]

Wow!!

[bigkiwifook]

!

Nice