Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , went to a nearby Supermarket to pick up some groceries.
After she got home, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
He became concerned and rushed over to the car. Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay.
Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
Her husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could
all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Bush's fault due to lack of regulating the dough industry.
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