You're throwing your kid a birthday party; you send out the invites; you buy a cake; you make the punch; you rent a bounce house; and you're ready for the ankle biting, rug rats to show up. All you need now is a really stiff drink and a pair of earplugs.
BUT WAIT!!!
Are you about to create a kiddy apocalypse? Are your children about to be put in mortal danger? Is the Hand of GOD (or the Winds of Fate if you're a nonbeliever) about to toss your bevy of children around like shoes in a dryer?
There's been three recent incidents of bounce houses going airborne and in two cases, injuring the cake smeared, sugar hyped, youngsters.
THERE SHOULD BE A LAW!!!!
These things are dangerous!
They could kill somebody if they aren't stopped immediately!
We have to protect the youth of our fine nation from these monstrosities or the consequences will be devastating.
All right, enough of that crap.
Weird shit happens in the world, and in today's society where nearly everyone has a video capabilities on their cell phone, it usually gets caught on camera.
Are bounce houses the next lawn darts?
After the three incidents recently reported in the news, there are people debating new laws and permit processes they want to put in effect to control bounce houses.
Are you fucking kidding me?
What's next? Am I going to see a fucking warning tag put on the zipper of my pants?
WARNING: Failure to tuck in your cock and balls before zipping up may cause damage and/or permanent loss to your genitalia.
This nanny state bullshit has to stop. It's becoming a knee jerk reaction now. Someone gets hurt, and someone wants to write a law.
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