Midnight at the Republican Primary Nightclub

[Nynus]

And then there were three…….

Ok, it's actually four, but since everyone is ignoring Paul, I figured I'd join the club.

Cain's gone, Bachmann's gone, Huntsman's gone, and now Perry has thrown his support behind Newt, and is heading back to Texas.

Right now the race looks like this:

Romney
Gingrich
Santorum

oh yeah and Paul


If the Republican Primary Race was a bar scene, this is kinda how the night's shaping up.

Romney's kinda like the ugly girl at the bar. You know you can take her home and get laid, but before you settle for that, you've gotta at least try to score with one of the hotter chicks. If you find yourself piss drunk and no one left, you'll settle for Romney and be comfortable knowing she's not gonna rob you blind or steal your car. A safe, reliable fuck, but nothing to write the Penhouse Forum about.

Gingrich is most like the chick that's not unattractive. At least until she opens her mouth. Holy shit! If you gotta listen to her talk, it might just be better to beat off then have to wake up next to her. On top of that, who knows what's gonna come out of it next. The bitch just won't shut up! However, when 2am rolls around, it's gonna be a tough call, ugly or the mouth?

Santorum is just plain vanilla. Kinda like a real life milf, not the hot milf in the pornos. She's gonna be one of those you aren't too sure about. Acceptable enough to bang, but you're not sure if there's enough there to make it worth buying her a drink. However, there seems to be something there that taunts you. Kinda like the plain chick that is secretly obsessed with wild, weird sex, and would have no problem with you double teaming her and her roommate. But you're not sure if it's the 5th beer that's giving you that insight, or the fact that it's midnight and you've got to sort it all out by 2.

And then there's Paul….

On first glance, she looked really good. Then she came up and bought YOU a drink. She admitted that she likes it kinky. She flat out told you that you're going to get handcuffed, blindfolded, stripped and have a night like you can't imagine. She said you'll have your wildest fantasies come true, and never be the same again if you take her home. The only problem is, you've got a sneaking suspicion that if you went back to her place that you might be waking up minus a kidney, and possibly staring in a SAW-like reality show. There's just a scary factor about her that makes you hesitate.

At the end of the night, you know you gotta get laid. After all, the lying, cheating bitch you're living with now promised you great sex, good cooking, would let you have your poker night with boys on thursday, and not bug you during football on Sundays. The reality is, you haven't had a blow job since she moved in, she's always too tired to fuck, and the bitch will fuck any other guy that flashes a wad of cash. On top of that, you've found out the hard way that if you don't hide your wallet before going to bed, you'll wake up and she's cleaned you out. At this point, anything is better than having to spend another night with her.

I think I need another drink.

[Moab]

And then there were three…….

Ok, it's actually four, but since everyone is ignoring Paul, I figured I'd join the club.

Cain's gone, Bachmann's gone, Huntsman's gone, and now Perry has thrown his support behind Newt, and is heading back to Texas.

Right now the race looks like this:

Romney
Gingrich
Santorum

oh yeah and Paul


If the Republican Primary Race was a bar scene, this is kinda how the night's shaping up.

Romney's kinda like the ugly girl at the bar. You know you can take her home and get laid, but before you settle for that, you've gotta at least try to score with one of the hotter chicks. If you find yourself piss drunk and no one left, you'll settle for Romney and be comfortable knowing she's not gonna rob you blind or steal your car. A safe, reliable fuck, but nothing to write the Penhouse Forum about.

Gingrich is most like the chick that's not unattractive. At least until she opens her mouth. Holy shit! If you gotta listen to her talk, it might just be better to beat off then have to wake up next to her. On top of that, who knows what's gonna come out of it next. The bitch just won't shut up! However, when 2am rolls around, it's gonna be a tough call, ugly or the mouth?

Santorum is just plain vanilla. Kinda like a real life milf, not the hot milf in the pornos. She's gonna be one of those you aren't too sure about. Acceptable enough to bang, but you're not sure if there's enough there to make it worth buying her a drink. However, there seems to be something there that taunts you. Kinda like the plain chick that is secretly obsessed with wild, weird sex, and would have no problem with you double teaming her and her roommate. But you're not sure if it's the 5th beer that's giving you that insight, or the fact that it's midnight and you've got to sort it all out by 2.

And then there's Paul….

On first glance, she looked really good. Then she came up and bought YOU a drink. She admitted that she likes it kinky. She flat out told you that you're going to get handcuffed, blindfolded, stripped and have a night like you can't imagine. She said you'll have your wildest fantasies come true, and never be the same again if you take her home. The only problem is, you've got a sneaking suspicion that if you went back to her place that you might be waking up minus a kidney, and possibly staring in a SAW-like reality show. There's just a scary factor about her that makes you hesitate.

At the end of the night, you know you gotta get laid. After all, the lying, cheating bitch you're living with now promised you great sex, good cooking, would let you have your poker night with boys on thursday, and not bug you during football on Sundays. The reality is, you haven't had a blow job since she moved in, she's always too tired to fuck, and the bitch will fuck any other guy that flashes a wad of cash. On top of that, you've found out the hard way that if you don't hide your wallet before going to bed, you'll wake up and she's cleaned you out. At this point, anything is better than having to spend another night with her.

I think I need another drink.

And that my chumb is why I attend Gay Bars ... You won't find those creedens where I hang ..

We at the Gay Club all love the hot mixed race dude ...

[NoAngel2u]

LMAO Brilliantish assesment

and now Perry has thrown his support behind Newt, and is heading back to Texas.

If only he would get lost and never make it back.

[Virgil12]

Easy debate win for Newt..again...10 days ago he trailed Romney by 21 points, but today's polls have Newt 2 points up.....he will shred Oboy in the Presidential debates..

CNN debate winner and the others:
Newt
Romney
Santorum
Paul

[Nynus]

My biggest worry about Newt is what's coming out of his mouth next.

Who can forget his asinine statement about Paul Ryan's budget plan? If he get's the nomination, I shudder to think how he's going to find a new and unique way to run his mouth off and give away a race that shouldn't be a contest. Gaffes are part of politics, but somehow Newt has raised it up to an art form.

I only hope that he makes one while Santorum is still close enough to consolidate the Anti-Romney crowd.

[Moab]

Classic ... Nut Gertich gets pissed when ask about his marrage to former wife at last nights Republican Laffin ...or ... Eh-Haw. Nut was insensed that someone could do that to him ... why "all of his best friends know he didn't do it". That sorta reminded me of the ... what's his name .. the Pizza dude being pissed when ask if he were fucking off ....

Butt ... please God (if-in thar one) let someone other than Mitt, win we gotta as Sarah Palin said ... keep this debate open ... Hahahahahahaha ... Boo!

[DDT]

sorry...newt would slay O in a debate...mitt probably be able to also...but i know newt would

[maverick35]

Old Mav realizes except for that African American that already has droped out off they all look like including Bachman is she suposedly J*wish ??? any way they all look like they run the Mexican drug cartel old Mav hardly would vote for any of them old Mav realizes that being American no not makes u a goodie goodie two 2 shoes although all neo con Republicans think so any way America is full of neo con Republicans who all look like they run and or r conected to any way the Mexican drug cartel thus any way that is the total in put old Mav has Bush Reagan Nixon Eisenhower at least looked like honest politicians like Cameroon Sarkosy Western Democracy leaders at least try to look honest at least no not like whut any body with any imagination would think looks like they r conected to the Mexican drug cartel that already has killed over 65 000 inocent people in Mexico no telling whut more may hapen again old Mav realizes whut looking honrst means as old Mav is surounded by all kinds of people who look like they r conected to the Mexican drug cartel even many of u members look conected old Mav looks honest any way just pointing out off the obvious and so debate all u wana Nynus looks like a king pin in the Mexican drug cartel as do most of u other male members most female members look it also too even Moab if that is her own pic looks it even Win J Star no not looks whut old Mav would call honest looking although she has tolerated alowed old Mav to go way over the line which would have gota old Mav baned from Pokah years ago any way though the point is even Obama looks honest did Clinton Carter Truman Rosevelt look honest ??? any way this group now trying to decide who deserves the official Republican presidential endorsement look like they all could be secretly runing the Mexican drug cartel looking like a mobster gangster shyster criminal type is no not ilegal however it is usualy frowned up on in the top politiciaql circles thus old Mav realizes this election who runs against Obama asuming he runs again is whut 2012 is all about that and so Iran Egypt Syria Korea Somilia so on catch on no need be a Einstein realize that butt even Einstein could look shadey like he ran the Mexican drug cartel thus there r two 2 types those look like mobsters gangsters those look honest old Mav is honest looking and so is honest and so butt alas lota seniors in this senior center could look like they run the Mexican drug cartel any way most Spainish Hispanics do it is a trait they have they look like mobsters gangters thus old Mav no not holds that against them they may be honest just that looks thus Arabs Jews British Ruskys French Germans Greeks Italians the woild is divided in to look types again though looking criminal is no crime no crime to old Mav thus lota Caucasian sexy women u may call a criminal r no not criminal to old Mav and so just whut they r Caucasian women with very superior bodys which is no crime to old Mav and so to old Mav they r the best the top old Mav loves them any way just wana to express how old Mav sees it looks at it looks like the American version of the Mexican drug cartel that wana run for president against Obama butt then it is 2012 thus that makes it all RIGHT butt at 67 old Mav needs a miracle the sooner the beter Iran Korea Egypt Syria Israel old Mav hopes things hapen butt again old Mav realizes many people call honest looking people criminals criminal types do this they call the honest criminals it is called reverse racists N**is Comies so on do this all the time criminal types call honest criminals unfortunately it works the police arest atack the honest people give the money muscle brains power to the criminal types thus lota on line poker operators r criminals mobsters gangsters butt none admit it none they claim to be honest the con artist criminal never admits it any way they r all over the place localy as they r world wide claiming peace so on butt they r criminals Libya those that took over from Gadaifi criminals Egypt same thing Syria same thing Israel run u may be sure by bad notorious wealthy rich Jew gangsters mobsters so on old Mavs own parents how old Mav wuz born has survived whut it takes to survive daily against crime no need explain that to all of u u being criminal types know how old Mav has to survive your own atacks against old Mav any way this whole election process is a joke Iowa N H S C so on all a joke which is the bigest looking shyster gangster mobster with the most conections alas they have all the money Queen Elizabeth II the bigest criminal looking type women in all of the U K her own whole family looks like they run the Mexican drug cartel butt claim to be honest any way such is life and so the future and so old Mav just hopes even the criminals may need a miracle need make the moves needed to stop block doom extinction in 2012 and so old Mav may only hope RIGHT sorry right... sorry old Mav

[billybob]

Obama can not out debate any one!!! and Nikki, invite him to your gay club, maybe you two could sway stories.

[curtinsea]

I look forward to the Gingrich-Obama debates . . . . Obama stutters when he can't see the words, it's funny. I suspect Newt will through him some tough pitches and we will see him squirm. Can't wait.

On the OP though, did you notice in the SC debate how often the wide shot only showed three candidates? I've never seen such a calculated attempt to marginalize a candidate they way CNN did Ron Paul.

See Ron Paul wants to end the con game that is US Politics, while everyone else just wants a bigger piece of the action.