I think she will ask Jesus to help. But just in case Jesus is to busy helping other republicans out of their messes she might try these Ideas of mine.
Make the dollar smaller and call them Bachmann Bucks with the picture of Jesus on the front. Or like the grocery stores redefine size and make packages smaller and in this case redefine the size of a gallon the gallon smaller. Pray for the rapture and that will leave fewer people on earth and we'll have a gas glut. Collapse the world economy or tell the oil ministers to knock it off or we'll "Iraq your ass."
Whatever her secret plan is to end high gas prices ... you would think if she loves this country and people so much she would tell us the answer ... But we know the answer and it's drill every square inch of America .... and hope to get lucky and if she doesn't she can pass it off to god saying it wasn't in his plan.
PS ... Me hell I'd genetically re-engineer the dinosaurs breed them by the billions and bury them in the ground then wait.












































































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