Here in Topeka the Punch ...One's On the Way

[Moab]

------Sara Evans

They say, to have her hair done, Liz flies all the way to France,
And Jackie's seen in a discothèque, doin' a brand new dance.
And the White House social season should be glittering and gay,
But here in Topeka, the rain is a fallin';
The faucet is a drippin' and the kids are a bawlin';
One of 'em a-toddlin' and one is a crawlin';
And a punch from hubby is on the way.

I'm glad that Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact,
And Debbie's out in Vegas workin' up a brand new act.
And the TV's showin' Newlyweds, a real fun game to play;
But here in Topeka, the screen door's a bangin';
The coffee's boilin' over and the wash needs a hangin';
One wants a cookie and one wants a changin';
And my ass kicking is on the way.

Now, what was I doin'?
Jimmy get away from there.
Darn, there goes the phone.
Hello? Honey? What? What?
You're bringin' a few ole army buddies home?
Are you callin' me from a bar?
Get away from there!
No,no,not you honey, I was talkin' to the baby.
Wait. Hold on, there's the door bell.
He-Hello?
I swear!

The girls in New York City, they all march for women's lib.
And Better Homes and Garden shows, the modern way to live.
And the pill may change the world tomorrow, but meanwhile, today:
Here in Topeka, the flies are a buzzin';
The dog is a barkin' and the floor needs a scrubbin';
One needs a spankin' and one needs a huggin';
And hubby and his army buddies are on the way.

Oh yeah, Here in Topeka, the rain is a fallin';
The faucet is a drippin' and the kids are a bawlin';
One of them a toddlin' and one is a crawlin';
And one's on the way.

Oh, I hope the bruises don't show....


Yep they did it in Topeka it's legal to beat the shit out of your wife children and dog .. The only deserter was the Only woman on the council. She latter got her ass kicked for showing up the men...

Now if you go there in Tea Party Land do not use a weapon to whoop the little woman that's illegal but as one woman knows who was beaten with a crow bar that's a tool not a weapon and her loving hubby wasn't arrested.

[billybob]

Should never be allowed to hit your spouse, but really, blaming it on the Tea Party?

[Moab]

Yep ... There in Topeka.

[DDT]

I thought only mormons did that....didn't joseth smith wack his ol lady with the rock he found the mormon book under?

[Niccivan]

Interesting

[Moab]

Wife/child abuse knows no boundaries and isn't funny.

[billybob]

For once we agree !!! I use to hear " the devil made me do it " now I guess " the tea party made me do it" Just a funny, I, in no way, endorse abuse.

[Moab]

For once we agree !!! I use to hear " the devil made me do it " now I guess " the tea party made me do it" Just a funny, I, in no way, endorse abuse.

100 hours at a womens abuse shelter would change your Tea Party mind. But most or perhaps all womens abuse shelters prohibit men.

[billybob]

now correct me if this is wrong, but hasn't women been abused wayyyyy before the tea party? some times you are so far out its just nuts !!

[Moab]

now correct me if this is wrong, but hasn't women been abused wayyyyy before the tea party? some times you are so far out its just nuts !!

YEssssss .. But it was the Tea Party people recently elected which chose to make the new law and pass it.