Global Scaring

[motherfunky]

I think hes got it!!

[LadyWrestler]

Can't we just throw another few billion at the
weather to make it stable again?

Maybe a few well-placed nuclear bombs! Isn't that really what backs up our billions anyway? I thought we were now on the "Nukular" Monetary Standard!

[spaceboy761]

NASA actually put this out today:

Keeping track of climate change - CNN.com

[walt]

I know what will fix global warming!!!!! A good war, this country seems to think a war can solve every problem soooo "Hey mother nature your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberry!!!!!!!"

[ColdCase]

Maybe a few well-placed nuclear bombs! Isn't that really what backs up our billions anyway? I thought we were now on the "Nukular" Monetary Standard!

Yeah, that's the ticket!

A few intercontinental ballistic missiles with nuclear, chemical
or biological war heads directed strategically around the globe should
do it.

We can call it Operation MapFuck

[bluffmanxx]

There are other reasons why I believe the way I do, but they have been beat to death already in other threads here.

i think i see a bit of life in those threads...time to go bum them back to the front page. don't we all long for the days when all we had to argue and hate each other about was global warming

[bluffmanxx]

Can't we just throw another few billion at the
weather to make it stable again?

cap and trade??

i don't think we can print enough money to influence the sun

[spaceboy761]

i don't think we can print enough money to influence the sun

No, but if Greenspan were still in charge, he would sure-as-fuck try.

[ColdCase]

Motto: Print and Bomb...Print and Bomb, baby!!!