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    CA Gov vs. AZ Gov

    California

    The Governor of California is jogging
    with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote
    jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.


    1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects
    upon the movie "Bambi", then realizes he should stop;
    the coyote is only doing what's natural.


    2. He calls Animal Control. Animal Control captures the
    coyote and bills the state $200 for testing it for diseases and
    $500 for relocating it.


    3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the
    dead dog and bills the state $200 for testing it for disease.


    4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting
    checked for disease from the coyote and for getting his bite
    wound bandaged.


    5. The running trail is shut down for 6 months,
    while Fish & Game conducts their $100,000 survey to make

    sure the area is free of dangerous animals.



    6. The Governor next spends $50,000 in state funds,
    implementing a "Coyote Awareness" program for
    residents of the area.


    7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to
    study how to better treat rabies and how
    to permanently eradicate the disease, throughout
    the world.


    8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not
    somehow stopping the attack and for letting
    the Governor attempt to intervene.


    9. Additional cost to State of California :
    $75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with
    additional special training re: The Nature of
    Coyotes.


    10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files
    suit against the state.



    Arizona
    The Governor of Arizona is jogging, with her dog,
    along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.

    1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her state-issued pistol
    and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP
    hollow-point cartridge.


    2. Arizona buzzards eat the dead coyote.

    And that, my friends, is why California is broke.


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    damn...AZ sounds just like TX...lol

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    now that makes a lot of sense !!

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