Anthony Weiner sexting transcript

**Nynus** · 06-08-2011, 09:55 PM

-Anthony Weiner: Hello, Vegas Blackjack Hottie. What do you look like?

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

-Anthony Weiner: I'm 5'9" and about 160 pounds. I wear glasses in order to look intelligent. I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: I want you. Would you like to screw me?

-Anthony Weiner: OK

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.

-Anthony Weiner: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

-Anthony Weiner: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: I'm moaning softly.

-Anthony Weiner: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing you're bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.

-Anthony Weiner: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in
your blouse. I'm sorry.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.

-Anthony Weiner: I'll pay for it.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft
breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.

-Anthony Weiner: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you
have any scissors?

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breast. My nipples are erect for you.

-Anthony Weiner: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the
clasp.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.

-Anthony Weiner: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts.
They're neat!

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.

-Anthony Weiner: I suddenly sneeze. Your breast are covered with spit and phlegm.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: What?

-Anthony Weiner: I'm so sorry; Really.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my
blouse.

-Anthony Weiner: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard
tool.

-Anthony Weiner: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.

-Anthony Weiner: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you're...umm... wait a minute.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: What's the matter?

-Anthony Weiner: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: Are you OK?

-Anthony Weiner: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: Can I help?

-Anthony Weiner: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.

-Anthony Weiner: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: Come back to me, lover.

-Anthony Weiner: I'm washing the cup now.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: I'm on the bed aching for you.

-Anthony Weiner: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the
bedroom?

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

-Anthony Weiner: I found it.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.

-Anthony Weiner: Me too.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies
pressing each other.

-Anthony Weiner: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: Why don't you take off your glasses?

-Anthony Weiner: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the ,glasses on
the night table.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!

-Anthony Weiner: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and
toward the bathroom.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: Hurry back, lover.

-Anthony Weiner: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

-Anthony Weiner: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: What's the matter now?

-Anthony Weiner: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again.
I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: Mmm, yes. Come on.

-Anthony Weiner: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you
know...woman's thing.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

-Anthony Weiner: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck.
Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it
another second! Slide in! Screw me now!

-Anthony Weiner: I'm flaccid.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: What?

-Anthony Weiner: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.

-Anthony Weiner: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my willy all floppy. I'm
going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.

-Anthony Weiner: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.

-Anthony Weiner: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of your
candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!

-Anthony Weiner: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!

-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: , , , , ,

**wabbit** · 06-08-2011, 10:30 PM

She sure has him pegged..."-Vegas Blackjack Hottie: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!"

**billynomates** · 06-08-2011, 11:43 PM

LMAO-even funnier cos believable

**Ziximania** · 06-09-2011, 09:08 AM

Hmmmm sounds like NYNYbuns is jealous of the Weiner! Classic... lmao I think the fact that you are making fun of this feller says enough. You feel the need to make him look so dumb inorder to feel like a bigger man...hmmmm whos the weiner now ..wink wink .. love ya NYNYbuns but you could have done better.... a real Mr.right now would have been too busy to let a Mr. weiner get into his head. You gotta get out more! bahahahahahah

**Moab** · 06-09-2011, 11:35 AM

Did you ever wonder if your father called a sex hotline? And if the had Iphones would your daddy take pictures of his dick and send them to the phone sex operator?

Wouldn't you love to read the transcripts of his conversation?

It was kinn'a fun when the first people did this shit .. now ... fuck if you're that stupid to photo your dick or cunt and send them off into cyberspace ... I think that person should endure some ridicule ... not for the dick or cunt photo rather for being so fuckin stupid ...

That my friends is exactly why I took the stand years ago and not posted any vital information on me on any public site .. I oncw posted my real picture over at Pokah ... a graphic artist took that picture put on a really hot bod and had my picture sucking a dick ... I'm just waiting until someone who knows me finds that picture ...... Get it don't trust the net .

**curtinsea** · 06-09-2011, 11:46 AM

Well here is the thing . . . . I would agree with your reasoning Moab, except . . . . .

clearly HE knew what he was doing was less than, shall we say, mainstream. HE knew he should keep his privates private.

If he didn't feel guilty about what he had done, he would have just come clean and said "so what?"

Instead we get lies. Then we get insults for not believing the lies. Then we get a tearful confession and we are supposed to feel guilty for him. Never mind the poor girl who got all the media attention through no fault of her own. He didn't do anything to stave off her embarrassment. And now frankly he is an embarrassment. he is after all an elected LEADER, who clearly demonstrates no leadership qualities, and who does not have the dignity to hold that position.

He should resign, and let the scandal die down. Maybe there will be forgiveness in a few years, but he is now IMPOTENT in congress instead of important, and the people of his district deserve more.

**Moab** · 06-09-2011, 12:14 PM

He should resign ... He knew what he was doing ... I cut and placed this thread on my desk top so the next rightist or moralist that fucks up will have your .... presentation ...

Originally Posted by curtinsea

Well here is the thing . . . . I would agree with your reasoning Moab, except . . . . .

clearly HE knew what he was doing was less than, shall we say, mainstream. HE knew he should keep his privates private.

If he didn't feel guilty about what he had done, he would have just come clean and said "so what?"

Instead we get lies. Then we get insults for not believing the lies. Then we get a tearful confession and we are supposed to feel guilty for him. Never mind the poor girl who got all the media attention through no fault of her own. He didn't do anything to stave off her embarrassment. And now frankly he is an embarrassment. he is after all an elected LEADER, who clearly demonstrates no leadership qualities, and who does not have the dignity to hold that position.

He should resign, and let the scandal die down. Maybe there will be forgiveness in a few years, but he is now IMPOTENT in congress instead of important, and the people of his district deserve more.