Alabama .. With TP In Your Back Pack And A Banjo On Your Knee ..

**Moab** · 10-09-2011, 05:35 PM

You know you are in the third world when you gotta bring TP to school. God Bless America ...

When Emily Cooper headed off to first grade in Moody, Ala., last week, she was prepared with all the stuff on her elementary school’s must-bring list: two double rolls of paper towels, three packages of Clorox wipes, three boxes of baby wipes, two boxes of garbage bags, liquid soap, Kleenex and Ziplocs.

“The first time I saw it, my mouth hit the floor,” Emily’s mother, Kristin Cooper, said of the list, which also included perennials like glue sticks, scissors and crayons.

Schools across the country are beginning the new school year with shrinking budgets and outsize demands for basic supplies. And while many parents are wincing at picking up the bill, retailers are rushing to cash in by expanding the back-to-school category like never befor

**bluffmanxx** · 10-09-2011, 06:55 PM

guess we could just put class sizes back to where they were when i was a kid instead. one way or another the "consumer" pays.

**Moab** · 10-10-2011, 07:59 AM

Yep... republican tax cuts

Why are the red states so fucked up .. Don't they adhere to the principle of state tax cuts that will bring the rich inverters running. I mean like the south is a third world country.

**billybob** · 10-10-2011, 08:29 AM

Thats why no one ever moves to the south to retire, we are so fucked up that we are brilliant when it comes to happiness !!

**Moab** · 10-10-2011, 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by billybob

Thats why no one ever moves to the south to retire, we are so fucked up that we are brilliant when it comes to happiness !!

The reason people move to the South to retire is simple .. You're so poor you gott'a send your children to school with their own TP. Your poverty is good for seniors living on a fixed income as they can live well above the state poverty level. A 25 cent tip is considered a good tip, retirees live on golf courses while you clean the toilets at them so you can get TP for your chillen. And when they get tired of the ignorance they can move back for the summer to be around normals ..

And did you ever wonder why its people from the north AKA blue States that retire to the red States ... They can afford it ..

No get on that banjo and play me a few cords from Dixie ...

**billynomates** · 10-10-2011, 09:34 AM

The reason people move to the South to retire is simple .. You're so poor you gott'a send your children to school with their own TP. Your poverty is good for seniors living on a fixed income as they can live well above the state poverty level. A 25 cent tip is considered a good tip, retirees live on golf courses while you clean the toilets at them so you can get TP for your chillen. And when they get tired of the ignorance they can move back for the summer to be around normals ..

And did you ever wonder why its people from the north AKA blue States that retire to the red States ... They can afford it ..

No get on that banjo and play me a few cords from Dixie ...

Thus speaks a social-concious, concerned liberal. NOW read that again Nikki and say you are not prejudiced!!

**barbie4** · 10-10-2011, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by Moab

The reason people move to the South to retire is simple .. You're so poor you gott'a send your children to school with their own TP. Your poverty is good for seniors living on a fixed income as they can live well above the state poverty level. A 25 cent tip is considered a good tip, retirees live on golf courses while you clean the toilets at them so you can get TP for your chillen. And when they get tired of the ignorance they can move back for the summer to be around normals ..

And did you ever wonder why its people from the north AKA blue States that retire to the red States ... They can afford it ..

No get on that banjo and play me a few cords from Dixie ...

**repipegod** · 10-10-2011, 09:54 AM

I was thinking about buying a house in the south with my tax return check lmao

**Moab** · 10-10-2011, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by billynomates

Thus speaks a social-concious, concerned liberal. NOW read that again Nikki and say you are not prejudiced!!

Are you suggesting the song Dixie is prejudiced .. If so your issue is with the South not me.

Or is sending your chillen (pronounced the way Rush pronounces chillen) to school with TP you're cause for concern ... If so please contact Alabama's Governor.