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This is a discussion on Old CJ realizes within the General Poker Discussion forums, part of the Poker! Poker! Poker! category; I'm not going to apologise for my move CJ, yes I did make a move which ended up being a ...

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    I'm not going to apologise for my move CJ, yes I did make a move which ended up being a major misstep which sucked out big time...the blinds were getting so big (I think only one of us had more than 10 bb) and I had previously raised and regularly showed my hand (and had nothing less than AQ) so I figured I had the right image to make at least one move...(it was just unlucky that you had AJ).
    Anyway that's my only excuse and I know it was a dumb move, but I reckon we've all made them from time to time.

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    Excellent! Rob, you should have put that to the hitler video
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    LMAO!!!....just read Mastro's version of events.....absolutely brilliant lol, I think they should take his script and make a movie out of just that hand (I want Steve Martin to play me and Susan Sarandon for CJ)
    And yes CJ I was sliding under my table with embaressment I felt like I was stood there naked with all of you laughing at my Weener lol (I think at one point I clicked my heels together and said "theres no place like home") lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdqontilt View Post
    I'm not going to apologise for my move CJ, yes I did make a move which ended up being a major misstep which sucked out big time...the blinds were getting so big (I think only one of us had more than 10 bb) and I had previously raised and regularly showed my hand (and had nothing less than AQ) so I figured I had the right image to make at least one move...(it was just unlucky that you had AJ).
    Anyway that's my only excuse and I know it was a dumb move, but I reckon we've all made them from time to time.
    Ohhhhh JD lmao I'm totally with you. I ruled as Queen of Donkland with 68 suited and 77 for a while. Couple of lovely conversations came out of those 2. I made no apologies and accepted my donkalicious title with pride.
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    hmmmm either im still high as hell from havin a fever or this is the funniest shit i have read in while

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    Omg... They will chase their own arse for a piece of corn

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    Now this is some seriously funny stuff about an issues we all deal with playing poker. Why do you think we came up with the term of asstrout? A donkey is a player that knows better but does it anyway while a fish just doesn't know better. I guess I have mellowed a bit over the years calling games as I used to blow up on the air when I get caught by an asstrout. Now I just write it off, make a note on the player and try to outplay them the next time.

    One piece of advice that will help prevent getting caught by an asstrout.... "Don't go all in preflop unless you have the stone-cold nuts." Keeps the asstrouts from feeding easily...

    Maybe we should setup a thread for the asstrout of the month award?

    Also, NoAngel, How did you get that trout in your ass in the first place?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wade View Post

    Also, NoAngel, How did you get that trout in your ass in the first place?
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