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Things you shouldn't mention on a first date

This is a discussion on Things you shouldn't mention on a first date within the Navel Lint forums, part of the Fun And Games category; I don't have sex until the 500th date....

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    I don't have sex until the 500th date.

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    do you mind if my 6 children move in with us eventually,they are 10,9,8,5,4 and 3 years old,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellieintx View Post
    My last 4 boyfriends have died while having sex with me. Their hearts just stopped.
    Do you think that would scare a guy off? It seems more like a challenge to me!

    Now my post.

    I want to set the record for most children a man has ever fathered and I think you're the one to get me there.

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    hahahahahaha.



    Its always been my fantasy to watch my boyfriend and Michael Clarke Duncan have sex with each other.





















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    that food was great,the gravy is lovely ive got to lick my plate clean mmmmm.

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