EVERY DAY WE HAVE SILLY MISHAPS, REVEAL YOURS ON HERE SO WE CAN HAVE A LAUGH,

**skyguy2007** · 01-14-2012, 02:50 AM

Last fall I was cutting branches clearing the view from our yard to the lake, up and down on ladders sawing high branches making sure they didn't fall on me then moving them to the burn pile. At the end of the day all sweaty stripping down in the bathroom for a nice shower all Patsi heard was........

Me: PATSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII......HELP....... HELP.............NOW.............HELP........PATSI IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII......

Patsi: Whats wrong....OMG what's wrong?-(as she RAN into the bathroom)

ME: GET IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF......GET IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFF NOW....STOP IT....STOP LAUGHING.....GET IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

Patsi: I can't....let me stop laughing-(she's sitting on the floor because she's laughing so hard)

ME: Patsi, I'm SERIOUS, stop it and get it OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, come on, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!

She finally quit laughing long enough to remove the tick that had attached itself to the end of my penis.

**Delta50** · 01-17-2012, 04:42 AM

yep me again ,i remember years ago opening a corn beef can,taking out the corn beef and putting the can in the pedal bin,well later on that evening i had some more waste so placed it in the over flowing bin ,well i pushed down with my hand and well to cut a long story short yep you guessed i cut my hand on that damn corn beef tin grrrr blood was every were ,had put the towel around the gash and go sit down,took ages to stop the bleeding grrrrrrrrrrrrr,

**Delta50** · 01-28-2012, 04:27 AM

i went out play poker the other evening,half way down the street ,i realised i hadn't got my mobile phone with me,so i went back to get it.later that evening i decided call for a lift,the damn thing was out of charge grrrrrrrrrrr,

**Delta50** · 02-12-2012, 08:28 PM

i think im going nutty,ive lost track of how many times,i go downstairs to get a certain item,something distracts me and i come back upstairs with every thing bar what a actually went down for grrrrrrrr.

**Kellieintx** · 02-29-2012, 05:09 PM

Last Saturday night, after work, I sent a guy friend of mine a text using my "swype". Seeing as I work in a small city in Katy, I sent him a text that said "You should be in Larry". Apparently my swype doesn't recognize the name Katy. I was mortified, and found it embarassingly funny. He however completely disagreed... asking if Larry was interested in him, and if he stood a chance.

**Delta50** · 03-01-2012, 10:11 AM

another dozy day,prepared dinner,got the chicken placed it in the oven,went upstairs,had 2 hours kip,went down to put the veg on ,you guessed it this idiot had forgot to put the oven on grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,

**Delta50** · 03-10-2012, 04:27 PM

not sure if ive mentioned this but cant be arsed go read all the posts find out lol,well a few years ago i was getting ready to go out and play pool.I needed iron a shirt,i placed the shirt on the ironing board,i was wearing just my pants,as id just had a shower and was getting ready go out ,well i managed some how as i was ironing to catch my thigh with the iron damn it hurt,i ran up stairs and went in the shower i put cold water on my thigh,took about 30 mins before it cooled the burn down ,still got a scar there now grrrrr,advice to self always were jeans when ironing .