EVERY DAY WE HAVE SILLY MISHAPS, REVEAL YOURS ON HERE SO WE CAN HAVE A LAUGH,

[Delta50]

OK STARTER
I MADE MY SELF SOME CHIPS AND EGG,IVE NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH MY HEAD AT THE TIME,BUT I SPRINKLED A SPOON OF SUGAR OVER MY MEAL
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,

AND NO I DIDNT EAT IT GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR,,,

I WAS BLOODY STARVING TO ,,,

[HanginAround]

EASY!

The other day I was sitting down,doing an integral part of my morning ablutions.After a nice peruse of one of my bathroom readers,I think it was 'America,the Book;A History of Democracy Inaction',I reached for the TP.

OH.MY.GOD....i'm outta shitter-tickets!...what a bummer!

Time to use the shower as a bidet...

[Delta50]

ok heres another,a few years ago i made a few sardies[sandwiches] to take up stairs,well i had a bottle of water in one hand and the plate with the food on in the
other,the stairs in the house are pretty shear,and idiot here decided not to put the landing light on ,im casually walikng up step by step,well i cant see ffff all ,well at the top i took one step to many and ended up literally going through the bathroom door .grrrrrrrr well my hand and arm did grrrrrrr,was glass every were luckily i didnt cut ,my self but was more annoyed my sardies went every were grrrrrrrrr, note to self always put the landing light on when its pitch black,

[kansasgirl21]

think the worst 1 I made was when i was a custodian for the district here. worked 2nd shift & was told a man was coming to tune the piano in the music room. So went on with my work & heard him playing 30 min later. Went down the hall ,peeked in the room & there he sat with no lights on....sooooo being the nice person I am I turned the lights on. He didn't say a word & neither did I , but thought how rude he didn't even say thnx. Next morn'n I said something to my boss & he laughed & informed me the piano tuner was BLIND ! ...duh
I never lived that 1 down in the 4 yrs I worked there .....

[Delta50]

ok here some more stupidity from me,years ago i went swimming with my mate geoff and is two kids matthew and leon ,well leon dived in like lots of kids with is head to high above is arms ,well id here decided show him how to dive,but i over emphasised the head being below the arms,and dived in the shallow end ,crack i bust my nose on the bottom of the pool,luckily ive got an hard head or maybe id of knocked my self out with the impact, ,was more embarrassed at how stupid id been than
anything else,,grrrrr note to self go to the deep end when showing a child how to dive properly.

[billynomates]

Talking bout lights- Don't know if they call it a mandolin in US. (Not the musical instrument) but a kitchen implement that cuts veg etc v thinly(amongst other rhings). Sposed to put veg on a safety guard- but never used to eat it- prould of how I could stop at right moment, Bulb went in Kitchen and I nly 11/2 left to do- was only dusk. yeah the inevitable- top of my thumb went- not q bad enough to go to hospital.

Next day go to work at raceecourse bang it on wall- starts bleeding- went to St John's to get new bandage-she says I'm calling ambulance you need hospital. Sat afternoon and was hectic there all afternoon.

[Delta50]

heres another from me..[got a list as long as my arm of stupid things ive done over the years]
many moons ago i used to ride my bicycle to play foot ball,well i was the typical at the time 17 year old,a bike with ,,you guessed it no lights,well on the way home it was dark and i was cycling along,theres a little hump back bridge about half way home,well as im steaming down the road without a care in the world,a car comes
over this little bridge,damn it its head lights beamed right in my eyes i couldnt see a damn thing well i ended up shooting down an embankment luckily into a big bush,all be it a little scraped and scatched,grrrr and of course happy no one had seen me,

yep another lesson learned use lights on a bike at night time,then this car would of seen my lights and taken is beam off ,

[Delta50]

the other night,i opened a can of soda,took a couple of sips,and placed it on a coaster which was on my laptop,i fell asleep,when i got up to go to the bathroom i knocked the can over and the soda went all over my key board grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,

lesson learned never ever will this idiot ever place a open can and rest it any were near my laptop,damn keys were sticky even when id mopped all the liquid up ,grrrrr got my bro tp take the keyboard off and give it a good clean,

[Delta50]

a few weeks ago i was hungry and decided have jacket potato,well i put it in the oven and went up stairs to play poker,damn forgot all about it,when i remembered i went down to find it was burnt to a crisp grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[barbie4]

a few weeks ago i was hungry and decided have jacket potato,well i put it in the oven and went up stairs to play poker,damn forgot all about it,when i remembered i went down to find it was burnt to a crisp grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Bet that was one Hot Potato!