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This is a discussion on Airport Security Solution within the Navel Lint forums, part of the Fun And Games category; Here's my solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports --- We supply a booth that you ...

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    Airport Security Solution

    Here's my solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
    airports ---

    We supply a booth that you step into. It won't X-ray you, but it will
    detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

    It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap
    about racial profiling. This method would also eliminate a long and expensive
    trials. Justice would be quick and swift. Instant karma - case closed.

    I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled
    explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system:
    "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight
    number..."

    Works for me.

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    I feel safer already!

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    Great idea!!!
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    great idea .youed have the sucide bombers sweating ,deservedly so,and 1 less after .

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