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What to Take to Bed with You - Not a Joke

This is a discussion on What to Take to Bed with You - Not a Joke within the Luvin's Social Lounge forums, part of the Luvin Poker's Social Lounge category; Pretty neat idea. Never thought of it before. Put your car keys beside your bed at night. Tell your spouse, ...

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    Pretty neat idea. Never thought of it before. Put your car keys beside your bed at night. Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr's office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies.
    This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this:
    It's a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it.
    It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain....
    It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won't stick around.
    After a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won't want that.
    And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.
    P.S. I am sending this to everyone I know because I think it is fantastic.
    Would also be useful for any emergency, such as a heart attack, where you can't reach a phone. My Mom has suggested to my Dad that he carry his car keys with him in case he falls outside and she doesn't hear him. He can activate the car alarm and then she'll know there's a problem. Please pass this on even IF you've read it before. It's a reminder.
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    great idea, if i had a car alarm... instead, i take to bed with me a leatherman, a gerber knife, a 44 mag, a baseball bat and my dog... god help any poor bastard that gets past my dog...
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    I always walk with the keys alarm thingy in my hand, putting them by the bed is a great idea, except for the fact that my bedroom is the garage!!!
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    Also the car alarm works great when you forgot where you parked your car. Hit the panic button, and refresh your memory. ;-)

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    The fact that my parking space is three houses from my apartment probably ruins this for me. I used to sleep with my old 34 oz. bat by the headboard, but now my girlfriend won't let me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spaceboy761 View Post
    The fact that my parking space is three houses from my apartment probably ruins this for me. I used to sleep with my old 34 oz. bat by the headboard, but now my girlfriend won't let me.
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