What made you SMILE today..

[Brett A]

nothing yet

[Minx]

thinking about last nights win

[Savannah D]

Wake up sex!!!

[Kellieintx]

Listening to my oldest daughter stand up in front of a whole group of people and tell them how incredibly lucky she is to have me as a parent, and how grateful she is. It made me tear up too.

[Brett A]

Nothing yet, but it is early.

[Kellieintx]

OK forgive me if the owner of this dog ever sees this... but when I got out of my car this morning at Costco, this dog was waiting for it's owner in the vehicle next to me. His poor set of teeth left me with a smile that even the long ass line couldn't change. Not the greatest photo due to the window and reflection but here ya go...

He is the Gomer Pyle of dogs...

[Niccivan]

well, this made me smile yesterday more, but the smile is still here today:

Yesterday was my anniversary and my husband surprised me by taking me top PF Chang's. I had never been there and head mentioned it a while back that I wanted to go. He remembered, and took me there. Granted, my friend screwed me over. She was supposed to watch the girls for us, bur because she got selfish and went out that afternoon to do stuff, she didn't get home in time to watch my kids. She knew we'd go out a little early since it was a sunday evening, but she chose to indulge in herself instead an forget about her commitment to watch them early. So, w had to take the kids with s to eat. It was still a nice dinner with them there, just would have been nice to actually have a dinner without them.

[Brett A]

I ran into a old friend this morning.

[Savannah D]

Went to Victoria's Secret with sunni today...

That's not what made Me smile, as no matter HOW many times I do this, it's NEVER the way I imagine it when a woman says she needs to go bra shopping... See, I'm I man, so when I hear,

"I need to get a few new bras, wanna come?"

Automatically, My mind goes to a place, a fun place, a porn place... With half naked hot girls running around, giggling, saying things to each other like "You've got such amazing breasts, can I feel them?". Maybe making out a little bit... Who knows? Maybe this time there'll be a pillow fight...

That's NOT the reality... The reality, for a guy, is that shopping at Victoria's Secret is about as entertaining as shopping for purses... Only it takes twice as long ... and I have to listen to "The Best of Lilith Fair" soundtrack... and sit on a little pink bench outside the fitting room... while pissed off girls in yoga pants and headsets and flip flops run in and out of the fitting room, all the while looking at Me like it's MY fault they can't find THE PERFECT BRA for My girl... All the while all I can think is "DAMN IT!!! Why do I fall for this EVERY DAMN TIME!!!"


No, what made Me smile is that while in the store a woman came in with her kid. The kid was running everywhere, and very talkative but bright and REALLY trying to be helpful. Several times I heard the woman (who was shopping in the panty's section) ask sales associates, "Do you have these in a larger size?" after about the fourth time she was told "I'm sorry, but no" her son runs over to the XXXXX-plus size moomoo looking robes and proudly, excitedly yells,

"Hey!!! Mom!!! THESE are your size!!!"

I know it's wrong, but DAMN... It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud.


Then, for the next half hour, I kept Myself amused by calling the store and watching the sales associates' faces when I asked if they sold bras in a size "36 Bodacious" I did this three times before I got caught by their token gay guy, who was good humored about it, "Only because" he loudly explained, "you're wearing those 501s so FABULOUSLY"

I THINK he was trying to embarrass Me... It didn't work because,
1. I'm used to getting hit on by gay guys and
2. I WAS workin the hell out of those jeans, thank you very much Ms. Thang...

[Jennie20]

the wabbit, as usual.