If you hit a midget in the head with a stick, he turns into 40 golden coins.
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If you hit a midget in the head with a stick, he turns into 40 golden coins.
If you kick a midget in the balls, he turns into 8 squirrels and they scatter off into the forest.
If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one. in the beginning of time, there was one midget. but now look, they're every where. let this be a lesson, just walk away. be the bigger man, literally.
Midgets prefer beer and can consume about 30 gallons before even starting to feel the effects. This was commonly thought to be due to their steel intestinal tract but has been proven to be due to the fact they are just super hard.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a midget and it burst into 25 gold coins. Chuck Norris was pissed off because you can’t have sex with 25 gold coins.
Little People of America (LPA) defines dwarfism as a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may be slightly taller than that.
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